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Advicedog.jpg«WHEN I WAS» — форсед-мем.
А это значит, что он, скорее всего, уныл чуть менее, чем полностью и просто является попыткой потешить свое чувство собственного величия путем усилий по его продвижению в интернетах.
Тот самый Джерард Уэй.

WHEN I WAS — форсед-мем Форчана, заключающийся в постинге фотографии Джерарда Уэя (солиста My Chemical Romance) и строчки из его песни «Welcome To The Black Parade».

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[править] История болезни

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AMV Hell 4 Ending. Хотя Казалось бы, при чём тут...

Первое появление мема произошло совершенно ВНЕЗАПНО аж в марте 2007. С тех пор мем был зафорсен по всему /b/ Форчана, включая вариации в виде других песен My Chemical Romance.

Вплоть до ноября 2007 форсеры продолжали плодить WHEN I WAS-треды. Прихуевшие битарды начали активно применять тактическую сажу. То, что за постинг WHEN I WAS никто не получил банхаммером по еблу, служит доказательством наличия рака, убившего /b/.

Кстати, теперь при попытке отправить картинку с текстом WHEN I WAS ничего не получается: выводится ошибка. Но если заменить английскую букву e на русскую е то… она спокойно проходит

Суть.


[править] How to: Make a WHEN I WAS thread

Пример
… a Pony.
Внезапно: Lion King, 1994 год
  1. Постим картинку с Джерардом Уэем.
  2. В качестве текста пишем «WHEN I WAS».
  3. Продолжаем переписывать лирики капсом, по строчке на пост.
  4. Когда тред дойдет до «MY FATHER», в тред определенно полетят сажа и СР.
  5. Если моды не спят, тред с наличием СР будет оперативно сметен с /b/.
  6.  ???
  7. PROFIT.

Если тред все-таки добрался до A YOUNG BOY, мем все еще можно заблокировать «I played the silver ball».

[править] Собственно текст

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
HE SAID, "SON, WHEN YOU GROW UP
WOULD YOU BE
THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN
THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED?"
HE SAID, "WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM?
YOUR DEMONS AND ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS
THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE
BECAUSE ONE DAY
I'LL LEAVE YOU
A PHANTOM TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER
TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE."

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Борьба с раком
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE 4CHAN
TO SEE INTERNETS
HE SAID, "SON, WHEN YOU FUCKING GROW UP
WOULD YOU BE
THE ANONYMOUS
WILL YOU GET BANNED?"
HE SAID, "WILL YOU WATCH CP?
POST SO MUCH DESU?
YOU MUST NOT!
BECAUSE ONE DAY
I'LL HAVE AN AIDS AND LEAVE YOU
AND LONGCAT WILL LEAD YOU
TO JOIN THE LEGEON."
Кстати сей пост закончился так:
This post is a cancer to! You are all faggots!
Аватарота
WHEN I WAS
MARINE WITH NO LEGS
MY COMPANY
TOOK ME TO THE PLANET PANDORA
TO SEE A NA'VI
HE SAID, "YOU'RE NOT
IN CANZAS ANYMORE
YOU ON PANDORA
GOTO AVATAR PROJECT LAB"
HE SAID, "WE NEED TO GET ANOBTANIUM
BUT NA'VI DONT WANT TO LEAVE
I WANT YOU TO GET THEIR TRUST
BECAUSE ONE DAY
YOU WILL GO ON THEIR SIDE
AND WIN THE WAR WITH RDA
TO MAKE SKYPEOPLE GO AWAY."
Йифф вариант
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG FUR
BIG DADDY
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A FURFAG BAND
HE SAID, "BOY WHEN YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE THE LEADER OF THE BAND
IN SEQUINS AND IN DRAG?"
HE SAID, "WILL YOU BEAT THEM
AND RAPE THEM
AND ALL THE NORMAL FOLK
THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE
TO IGNORE YOU
AND LEAVE YOU
UNTIL YOU GROW SOME FREAKEN BALLS
TO JOIN THE PRIDE PARADE!?
Альтернативная версия;
WHEN I WAS IN THE MILITARY…
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CELLAR
AND FUCKED ME IN THE ASS
HE SAID, "CAMERON, IF YOU SCREAM OR
CALL FOR HELP
OR RUN AWAY WELL JUST TRY IT
NOW HERE IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN
HE SAID, "I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR PINGAS
AND FEED IT TO THE WILD ANIMALS
AND THEN CUT OFF YOUR HEAD
AND THEN ONE DAY
I'LL MARCH THROUGH
THE STREETS NAKED WITH YOUR HEAD ON A STAKE
LIKE A BIG GREAT PARADE.


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