Участник:Gleb95/Encyclopedia Dramatica/INTERNET HATE MACHINE
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Машина ненависти интернета™ — это суть такая машина, на котором хакеры (иногда под стероидами) преследуют лулзы. Эта машина способна работать от самых разнообразных типов топлива: малафьи, крови младенцев, семи разных паролей, Мадкипов, слез пидорасов, мочи, дженкема и, конечно же, чистых лулзов. Машина ненависти интернета, как и всё на свете, производится «Майкрософт».
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КОПИПАСТА ЛОЛ – TL;DR
Internet Hate Machine has had his say, and this is mine. If you disagree with my claim that the trouble with such crotchety franions is that they intend to impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals, then read no further. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue. Should you think I'm saying too much, please note that he keeps telling us that he defends the real needs of the working class. Are we also supposed to believe that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function? I didn't think so.
Internet may have the right to threaten the common good. He may have the right to break the mind and spirit, castrate the character, and kill the career of anyone whose ideas he deems to be cheeky. But Internet crosses the line when he uses his bully pulpit to diminish society's inducements to good behavior. Every time he gets caught trying to start wars, ruin the environment, invent diseases, and routinely do a hundred other things that kill people, he promises he'll never do so again. Subsequently, his disciples always jump in and explain that he really shouldn't be blamed even if he does, because, as they maintain, paternalism is the key to world peace. Now, it is not my purpose to suggest that we can't just sit around and do nothing, but rather to weaken the critical links in his nexus of lexiphanicism-oriented vandalism. I correctly predicted that Internet would pour a few drops of wormwood into our general enthusiasm. Alas, I didn't think he'd do that so effectively - or so soon. And now, to end with a clever bit of doggerel: United we stand. Divided we fall. Internet Hate Machine's slimy ultimata will destroy us all.
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Ещё зализывая раны от продолжающихся пиздюлей IRL, всеми любимый культ собрал летний саммит, дабы обсудить ненависть в интернетах.
